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The Sounds and Sights of Hasbrouck Heights: Part 1

The Port Authority Bus Terminal smells like a hot fuselage of poo waft combined with a generous smattering of week-old homeless guy piss, a sprinkle of cheap cigar smoke and the slightest soupçon of wet old dog. Combine that with the cheapest possible bathroom cleaning chemicals and you have a formidable perfume of failure that can only be found on 8th & 42nd.

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I felt safer already.
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New York-based Australian Comedian & Cartoonist for the New Yorker. Obsessed with Productivity Hacks, the Creative Process, and the Oxford Comma.

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